Remember the old GEICO advertising campaign “So Easy a Caveman Can Do It.”? One of the few commercials I enjoyed, I even looked forward to new versions. No, I don’t use GEICO…
As I cross items off the list of things I never thought my wife would do, I find myself occasionally thinking of this ad line. Especially since I recently found through National Geographic DNA testing GENO 2.0 I have Neanderthal DNA.
As my daughter in college texted back to my wife as my wife laughed at me for being part Neanderthal, “Explains A lot…” Although, I now understand it’s not that uncommon.
It seems new experiences are at times on auto pilot.
Want nudes from the wife? Just tell her to send them. Once you break the ice you will get them unsolicited at times.
Want her to let you finish in her mouth? Just do it. I no longer ask, negotiate, beg as I have in the past. If I want to, I do. If I don’t, I pull out and finish elsewhere. She has went from never allowing that and swearing it would never happen to actually wanting it. The reason behind this change? I can speculate, but I don’t know for sure. Maybe because I stopped acting like a boy asking for a cookie.
Want a new position? I just move her into the position I want, she willingly follows my lead. Again, no more asking or trying to convince her how she may like it.
The hardest thing to learn is to understand if she doesn’t want to do something, she has that option. No pouting, no passive aggressive behavior, just move on to something else. I have found more often than not she will come around in time, sometimes initiating what she once blocked.
I have outlined before what sex was like and how conservative she was in the past. That’s why this new behavior is so impressive. You may be married to a sexual dynamo and these things seem tame to you, I most certainly was not. I had to develop her confidence and show her it’s safe to reveal the sexual being inside. This was not an overnight transformation, it took years…literally.
However, now that I got the boulder moving, it’s rolling on it’s own with just a little guidance form me. And it seems to be picking up speed…
What Happened To You???
While it is caveman easy now, it wasn’t easy to get here. You need to start with a long hard look in the mirror. Do you like what you see physically, spiritually, behaviorally? If not, how do you expect her to? Start on you, develop good habits, make yourself someone you’d like to be with.
It’s hard to admit you’ve let yourself became a fat POS, lazy, beta, refused to lead the family. Do not listen to the excuses you will tell yourself about why and how you got there.
Only listen to that voice in the back of your mind telling you, “NO MORE…”
You can do it. I’m nothing special, I’m just a guy who said, “NO MORE.” If I did it, you can too.